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Sunday, August 30

There is an overwhelming lack of maturity...

So Scott and I received a baby monitor in the mail this week. First thought? We can use this!!!! So we practiced a few times and then hid the receiver in my daughter's room. We proceeded to show a few scary movies to set the mood then sent her off to bed.

We had to wait 30 minutes. Thirty painful minutes. Thirty minutes that felt like a lifteme! Then we started calling her name in evil voices into the baby monitor. We were begging to be "let in" dunno from where but it would scare the shit out of me! Nothing was happening so for effect I snuck down the hall and scratched her door, making the dog bark. For a pregnant woman I can haul ass back to my room!

Sadly after that event we are grounded from the baby monitor. She's hidden it in her room. That's ok, I have more ideas!

As for an update, we're all good. I'm a huge fatass but I'm pregnant so don't really care. I'll worry about it later. Kids are both great. I'm not divorced yet but hope that will be over in a few weeks. And Scott and I are doing good. I'm really happy with him, happier than I've ever been. I've decided that also contributes to ass size. I need to be bitter and angry. Oh well!

Off to figure out how to update my blog roll.

posted by CheekyMoo @ 7:12 PM
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Anonymous Maria said...

That sooo sounds like something Ed and I would do...too funny! Congratulations on the pregnancy!

11:46 PM  

Anonymous Maria said...

That sooo sounds like something Ed and I would do...too funny! Congratulations on the pregnancy!

11:47 PM  

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Tuesday, August 25

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Bed rest since week 9: check
Roughly 50 lbs gained already: Check

At least he looks kinda cute! Actually when I was 17 weeks I had one of those 3D ultrasounds done as I was impatient as to gender. I think he looked kinda like Lord Voldemort.

I mostly just figured as I'm going into the 2nd half of my pregnancy I might as well start blogging again. This has all been pretty eventful thus far. And here for prosperity this is me at 16 weeks. It's much much worse now.




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Blogger comebacknikki said...

1. I'm glad to see you're finally back!!
2. OMG, congratulations!!
3. Please post some more updates! :)

BTW - my blog has moved
http://10-eleven.blogspot.com

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